Dear people of France,

1) I know Britain is not in the Euro. I'm very sorry, but it is not my personal responsibility to make this sort of economic and political decision.

2) I don't really eat that much jam. Nor do we eat cake all the time. Really. Also, green beans are not a meal. Not on their own. Not even with lots of garlic.

3) Most of the world's immigrants actually end up in places like Tanzania and Pakistan. It's only about 1% that make it to Europe.

4) Comic books are for children.

That is all. Thankyou.

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PS - Would everyone who got all worried about me going to politically unstable countries like Togo and begged me to go and get a nice job in Paris like to apologise now?